Friday, June 24, 2011

Red Riding Hood Movie Review | Local Movie Review

Rating: ½☆☆☆☆

So this is what you get when you insert the Twilight characters into a children’s fairy tale. “Red Riding Hood” is a wannabe horror movie starring dumb and lifeless teenagers who are tremendously drunk with hormones. Alcohol may produce better behaviors.

The setting is a medieval village in the woods. A girl named Valerie stands out from the crowd because she wears a bright red cape and because she is played by Amanda Seyfried. Right across her is Peter, the hunky wood chopper. His face appears to be stuck in a state of no emotion. Even when he’s really mad, we can’t feel a single thing. I think it’s a talent.

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