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Mindless horror movies have an undying appetite for the youth, for they are fresh meat. This reflection reached its truest form in “Piranha 3D”. As you may already have guessed, flesh-eating piranhas are on the loose. The bastards will eat through human flesh within seconds. Seconds. We’re gonna need lots of teenagers.
A mild earthquake has just shook Lake Victoria. It is a special earthquake for it is weak enough to keep a boat from overturning but strong enough to cause a giant crack at the lake bed. Anyway, the person on the boat is played by Richard Dreyfuss, who is calmly humming the words of “Show Me the Way to Go Home.” He is lucky to have survived the quake, and would love to continue humming the rest of that song. Unfortunately for him (and lots of teenagers), beneath that damn crack is a pack of prehistoric piranhas. They are very hungry.
Monday, May 2, 2011
Piranha 3-D Movie Review | Local Movie Review
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